Besides the fact that I don't live in Portland so I didn't get one of those coolass Joker Bowling Balls that they were leaving in places I found out for sure what I've been suffering from for the past 6 days.

MUMPS.

That's right, the shit I was supposed to be vaccinated for.  That's why my neck etc. is swollen.  That's why I've been feeling like death and am tired so much.  

Although he said it wasn't "exactly" that, it's still basically mumps.  

Fucking sucks whatever you want to call it.  And I should go and deck the chick who told me it might be strep on Saturday.  Douche.

Anyway, I'm going to try going back to work tomorrow, and if I infect people so be it.  I don't care.  I'm not using up anymore of my time off to save them from getting this, infectious or not.