Welcome to my nightmare

Just Because

2008-05-19T04:33:51Z

Let it be know that Chris Sarandon is so fucking hawt as a vampire that he turns lesbians straight.

Marcy Darcy, who knew??? Also...funny fact is that Ragsdale was on Fox as Herman in Herman's Head.  Alas, Stephen Geoffrey's (Evil Ed) went on to a glorious career in gay porn. No joke.

Work tomorrow

2008-05-19T04:29:15Z

Meh, I'm sort of looking forward to it, but dreading it at the same time.

But I have a question for you all who know of my zine Fangirl. I'm thinking of making it a LiveJournal site, a paid one mind you, but still a LiveJournal site nonetheless.

There are many reasons for this. I would still keep the site we have for the archives, but the new additions and stories would be on the LJ account. But anyway, to the reasons:

1. Ease of upkeep. I want to keep the site going, but time is making this VERY difficult as I'm the only one writing entries with one or two others contributing. I've also got paid writing I do as well as a full time day job. Until I can quit the day job and get paid as a full time writer...well...there you go.

2. More reader input. I would like to see comments from readers and LJ makes that very easy.

3. Quick and easy access for my writers. They would be able to add entries as they want without having to wait for me to get them up or worry about things getting lost in e-mail.

So what do you the viewers at home think? Is this a good idea? Am I crazy?

Fuck the world.

2008-05-18T01:57:18Z

Today is not my happy day. I'm pissed off and sick of people being assholes. I'm tired and sweaty and I hate everything.

My husband is a douche. I'm fucking sick of everything.

World go fuck yourself.

1st movie post surgery

2008-05-17T04:23:41Z

Went and saw Prince Caspian. Meh. I did LOOOVE Eddie Izzard as a mouse though. And lots of pretties to look at. Aslan of course was beautiful. But overall a C. It just felt empty compared to the last movie. Of course that could be the lack of Tumnus.

Most painful would have to be the no popcorn. (sigh) Just seemed unnatural. But it sounds like eventually I'll be able to have peanuts and things that are crunchy again. But movie theater popcorn is just toooo bad for me. I love these South Beach Diet packet things so that will probably be my new thing to take in a year or however long it takes to get to nuts.

It's fucking 90 degrees here. This sucks.

The Invisible Woman Ladies and Gentleman

2008-05-15T18:44:38Z

Alba's Pregnancy Was No Accident

Actress Jessica Alba insists her pregnancy was no "accident" - because she and fiance Cash Warren failed to practice safe sex. The Fantastic Four star - who is expected to give birth to her first child next month - never predicted she would be pregnant at the age of 27, but she openly admits she wasn't being "careful" with contraception. She tells America's Allure magazine, "I can't say it was a total accident. Because you're aware of when you're being careful and when you're not. It just happened so soon. I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they're having sex. I don't think sex is a big deal."

Wow, this is the role model we want for every young girl.

I'm sorry but that's just fucked, to use a term.

Two points then Alba; 1. Why are you bothering to marry the guy if you don't love him? 2. Now that your oh so perfect Maxim body is a "big deal" , do you still think that way?

What a fucking tard.   I don't care if you bonk before your married. That's a choice for the person. But to go around and say crap like that when you got yourself knocked up being stupid and you have millions of little girls that look up to you. God....Why is it that all the other Jessica's in the world are so fucking stupid. I want to change my fucking name.

I've been neglecting my main account

2008-05-14T17:31:18Z

So first off. Bariatricbiatch will give you all the info on the surgery stuff. But today I'm feeling a lot better other than the burpiness.

I'm going to go out driving today and maybe head over to B.Dalton since its going out of business. They are having a 40 percent of sale, and mostly are picked over. But I'm hoping they have a gastirc bypass cookbook left.

My Sea Monkeys are awesome. Just thought I'd add that in there.

When I get back I think I'm going to try and clean some.

Oh I bought a WNBA basketball for when I get to start playing. I'm excited about feeling good again. I didn't know what it was like because I felt bad all the time.

Woot.

Gastric Bypass Journal is Live!

2008-05-06T16:46:37Z

Hey All,

So I have started the journal to chronicle my Gastric Bypass Year.

It is called

bariatricbiatch

FILF

2008-05-05T13:38:08Z

Thud.

Paws.

Nibbles adams apple.

Dies.

Question to everyone

2008-05-05T13:26:27Z

In 3 days I'm having Gastric Bypass surgery. i'm thinking about blogging about the entire experience over the next year as a way of teaching others about what you go through and how my life changes in whatever ways it will.
I've been big my whole life and according to the doctors this surgery will cause me to lose 2/3rds of my excess body weight. I've been told by everyone that I know who has had the surgery that their lives have changed for the better.
My question to everyone is this; should I do this project and will anyone actually read it?

I'd like to think it would be helpful, but I don't want to be another annoying blogger. With how many people are now interested in getting this surgery I think it would be a good thing.
My reasons for getting the surgery are three fold:

1. I'm diabetic and this, according to many sources, cures it.
2. I have chronic acid reflux that causes me to wake up in the middle of the night thinking I'm having a heart attack.
3. I'm overweight and I'm sick of feeling like poo all the time. I see this as reboot on my life.
So think of this as a survey.
Do you think this will be helpful and would people get use out of it?

Cheers

Jess

So disgusted....

2008-04-28T18:00:20Z

I hate my job. Its gotten to the point that I'm so frustrated I'm tearing up at my desk. I hate this. I dread going into work because I have no patience anymore. None.

On top of that I'm broke already and I just got paid on Friday. Why you ask do I only have 80 bucks to my name? I paid my car payment, I had a flat tire that cost me a grand total of 120 dollars when all was said and done. I had to put gas in my car which now costs 60 bucks to fill up. I bought food. The only frivolous spending I did was buying three books at the used book store totalling a grand sum of 30 bucks. That's it. Wow. I'm such a BIG spender.

Fuck me man....

The weather here is sucking too. It was 70 degrees this weekend. Now its 50 and overcast. I'm tired and I don't want to play anymore. The only good thing is GTA 4 comes out tonight and this week is Iron Man. Fuck ya!

Ugh.

Satan Part 2

2008-04-28T14:29:55Z

Is there a god? Sometimes I don't know...

Cyrus To Be Billionaire By Year's End

Disney sensation Miley Cyrus is now officially the wealthiest child in the world - she is reportedly set to be a billionaire by the year's end. Raking in $18 million in 2007 alone, the 15-year-old singer/actress has climbed her way to the top of a list of Hollywood's richest kids, with her Hannah Montana franchise estimated to be worth $1 billion by 2009. A spokesperson for Disney says, "Kids are earning more and more and can command huge fees in Hollywood. But no one could have predicted how popular Miley would be. She's a true star." Cyrus' mother Leticia adds, "A lot goes into her investment fund, which she can't touch until she's 18." The teen hit the headlines earlier this week when it was announced she had signed a seven-figure deal with the Disney Book Group to write her autobiography, slated for a spring 2009 release.

In other news

2008-04-28T14:11:28Z

Holy fucking shit.

Satan??

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/04/28/austria.cellar/index.html

Just for Mesj....Heeeeee!!!!

2008-04-20T09:05:44Z

Luck of the dammned

2008-04-20T03:04:27Z

I'm still sick. I hate this. But I've lost like 7 pounds in 3 days thanks to not being able to eat hardly anything and vomiting helps.

In other news, DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE DOCTOR WHO DAVID TENNANT OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU. Okay, not much of a threat...I'd do that anyway. BUT NO MORE OF THE FORESHADOWING BULLSHIT !! No ending of the song for you Number 10. I will cry and it will be bad and I will mourn as I did with the end of Forever Knight and Angel.

Only worse possibly because I love you so much and you make me happy and that would suck.

This sucks

2008-04-18T15:54:06Z

I feel like shit again thanks to whatever this is. Food Poisoning, Acid Reflux, I dunno. Whatever it is I've lost 5 pounds in a day because I can't eat. I'm back at work this morning, feeling a tad bit better, but my chest still burns and I feel like I'm going to barf.

Yes that's an improvement.

I slept for 24 hours or more. I don't know how long, I just was so weak. I'm not sure what its from, blood sugar or whatever. I don't know....I just feel bad.

I want to go to the movies tonight, so I have to improve some.

In other news

2008-04-14T05:42:10Z

I think I just hurt myself.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/tropicthunder/

Robert Downey Jr....you are god.

Possession? Creepy? All of the above?

2008-04-08T19:59:18Z

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/15822835/detail.html

My life sucks cock

2008-04-01T22:29:31Z

Besides the fact that I don't live in Portland so I didn't get one of those coolass Joker Bowling Balls that they were leaving in places I found out for sure what I've been suffering from for the past 6 days.

MUMPS.

That's right, the shit I was supposed to be vaccinated for. That's why my neck etc. is swollen. That's why I've been feeling like death and am tired so much.

Although he said it wasn't "exactly" that, it's still basically mumps.

Fucking sucks whatever you want to call it. And I should go and deck the chick who told me it might be strep on Saturday. Douche.

Anyway, I'm going to try going back to work tomorrow, and if I infect people so be it. I don't care. I'm not using up anymore of my time off to save them from getting this, infectious or not.

No work for me Monday

2008-03-31T05:23:23Z

I'm pretty sure I'm calling in. My throat is still swollen, I'm still running a fever, and I feel like shit.

Plus I'm super contagious. My husband came into my mini-office for about 30 seconds and his throat started hurting him. So I have mutant bug. If this is strep then everyone I was around on Saturday are going to be REALLY ticked off that I showed up. This really sucks.

If I turn into a zombie just let me have one little nibble of Colbert and then you can shoot me.

Good news! Its a suppository!

2008-03-30T07:43:37Z

Actually, it's not an ear infection...it's a GLANDULAR INFECTION.

I hate my fucking health.

Anyway, after going to the after hours clinic that's what I found out.  It may or may not be strep, but I don't really care. I just want it to stop. I hurt.

Keith Olbermann is god by the way.  Or some sort of deity.   Those best of clips are win.

I am now on WOW. I have a level 11 Blood Elf Hunter.  She is awesome, and she has a mist bat pet named Bela :) Yeah, I went with the classic.

Other than that I've been watching the Steve McQueen fest on TCM and wishing the man was still around or that men were men like that again. Although Daniel Craig does a damn fine job in that department.

Oh sweet mystery of life.

2008-03-29T13:25:19Z

The good and the bad:

The good: I got to be on the Twilight movie set all day Wednesday and had a blast. Met the man who would be Edward (aka Robert who was Cedric in Harry Potter) and all the rest of the cast and the director. It was awesome and then I woke up the next day to the bad.

The bad: I have the momma of all ear infections. No doubt from the ice cold freezing high school they were filming in. My entire right side of my head feels like death and it hurts when I swallow. I'm on antibiotics. And the best part? I'm at work right now.

That's right, yet again 6am Saturday morning I'm at my office with a skeleton crew. FUN FUN FUN.

Pity me. I should be feeling great and going to see Run Fatboy Run but instead I"m here feeling like five pounds of cotton hase been shoved into my ear.

Wheeeee.

Edward Norton stop being cool

2008-03-24T16:14:16Z

http://incrediblehulk.marvel.com/

Click this. Listen closely. They've integrated the theme music from the TV series into the soundtrack.

I love this movie far too much already to not have seen it.

This is not fair.

Am I Cursed??

2008-03-24T14:52:28Z

Oh well, back to work today. And guess what? The system is still fucked up. So I can't really do anything other than sit here and look pretty.

Rewatched Lost Boys last night. Oh lord, Kiefer you were a pretty man, still are, but man...Woof.

Patiently waiting for the Twilight people to get back to me. I'm going on set this week but I need to know for sure what day. This is distressing as I have to take time off the paying job, and this week sucks. So maybe tomorrow, maybe Wed/Thurs. I'm still excited though, even though I'm heading up by myself. This is my first set visit and on a major release movie no less. Plus, vampire!! Woot! Thank god I've got the GPS.

I'm sleepy. I had a good weekend though. Hanging with friends, bike ride on Saturday, pretty good horror movie. All in all a great time.

Must...resist...bastardization...

2008-03-21T10:32:38Z

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2008/Snake_Eyes_large.jpg

must resist Ray Park looking bad ass and hot in spandex....

will not see this film...will..not...

But fawk, Ray Park looks awesome...

I'm at work and stuck here for another 45 mins

2008-03-20T21:24:19Z

Random thoughts by Jessica:

I've been here all day and been paid for doing nothing because the system is down yet again.

Actually that's not true because it gave me the chance to actually finish my las article for HorrorHound early in the day. So glee!!! I'm done for this issue that actually has the most content I've ever written for them. Here's hoping my 3D article gets nominated for a Rondo.

My eye is doing freaky tweaky stuff. I don't like it.

At lunch I went down to Borders before they close and go all chapter 11. I picked up the latest issue of Geek (which I need to try and write for) and I got a pirate rubber ducky that's all black and white. I shall have fun with this duck and name him Jack because I'm all original like that.

I should be getting my next writing check soon, hopefully today. Yay for more money since I"m not going up to Portland next week to go on the set of Twilight!!!!! Yayayayayyayayaya! My first set visit muthafucker! Woot!

I brought my stuff to actually work out today, but I think I'm going to skip it. I might try to bike ride if the weather stays decent for more than ten minutes. This is the first day I haven't had to work after work in a while with no stress attached. I sort of want to relax.

I'm still sort of sick today. Tummy problems that aren't making me happy. Called in yesterday. Got two days off next week now due to the set visit. I owe Lisa vodka which I plan on buying her. She's covering for me (although I covered for her plenty in the last few months...so I shouldn't feel too bad)

Got two new DS games thanks to trade ins.

I just got told I can blow this pop stand. And so I shall.