What the fucking fuck?

Now nothing is sacred.

They'll cast that High School Musical kid or one of the teeny-bop boys as Frank because it's ohsohip and they'll make the whole sardonic, parodical Americana aspect disappear.

Lemme guess - Jack Black as Riff Raff...freaking Hayden Panettiere as Janet. Just becauuuuse they're popuuuularrrrr riiiiiight nowwwwww.

Fuckers.

BLEURGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Just keep yer filthy hands off my Re-Animator, remake hounds! I think that would kill me. :/

Title:And Lifts The Latch (1/1)
Rating: PG-13
Characters: The Joker, Quinn
Summary: He's been caught, it's true. But a few mindgames, and the Joker waltzes away.

( The nature of imprisonment is a curious and elusive thing. )

I've got 14 new Joker icons simply begging to be snagged. XD

Teasers:

( rack 'em up, rack 'em up, rack 'em up )

Title: "Gravity"
Rated: PG, PG-13?
Word count: 550
Characters: Joker-centric, but Joker/Batman
Disclaimer: characters belong to DC or Nolan
Warnings: not really, just mentions of physical violence (superhero-fighting)
Notes/Summary: Just a short piece until I can get my fic chops back. I imagine the timing as occurring later that night of the Joker’s interrogation at police headquarters. The Joker’s pleased with the way Batman beat him up -- almost as if the bat had given in to the forces of chaos himself.



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Comments for Wednesda, July 23, 2008
Guest: Nas, Untitled  

ICONS
[01 - 45] The Dark Knight (mostly Joker)

BANNERS
[01 - 04] The Dark Knight (all Joker)

INTRODUCE	A	LITTLE	ANARCHY

here @ saltyaria

*posts become members only after a week!

dear people who are smarter than me:

i has this:
 


and this:


 

was there a ten and rose collected comic somewhere? did i just miss it?

*boggled*

thank you!

Hi.

Just joined this form, so I thought I'd make a Barty vid and introcude myself. *waves* The video's about Barty Crouch Jr, his time as a Death Eater, and being sent to Azkaban. With memories of his past, and what happened in his life to turn him into the man he became. Song is Damaged by Assemblage 23

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v8dRv1abR-8

A little London Victorian villainy, when gentlemen wore waistcoats and vampries wore top hats.
Imagine if you will the time period of 'Oliver', except in this version Oliver gets eaten before singing any songs about roses. 
Mmm, Dickensian waif, nom nom nom.
 


 

[01-32] Sweeney Todd (film)
[33-62] Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
[64-75] Misc. (Dark Shadows, Phantom of the Paradise, Get Smart)




and it's plain to see evil inside of me.

My Hellboy stuff came today, so of course I took a few pics, because I am a nerd.

( jawohl! )

So... first TDK fic. Fingers crossed that it doesn't blow! (x-posted at darkknightfic or anywhere else that will have me)

Title: Night Terrors
Author: Me.
Fandom: The Dark Knight
Pairing: Joker/Batman in a reeeeeeally fucked up way
Rating: Uh... between PG-13 and R for disturbing images and themes
Disclaimer: I don't own this, obviously. Otherwise I'd be rich and awesome.
Warnings: Um, the Joker is creepy and psychotic. I think if you can handle the movie, you can probably handle this. Oh, and there are some spoilers. Also: there is a weird use of pronouns. I did this purposefully to make it feel off-kilter and all that jazz.
A/N: This came about from a dream I had where I was the Joker. I basically woke up completely disoriented and felt strange and this is what happened. So... yeah. I have no idea if this is horrible or weird or what. I usually only write at least borderline funny things so I have NO idea where this came from. Anyway, blah blah blah, enjoy.
Length: 4239
Feedback: Seriously, tell me what you think since I have no idea how I feel about it.

A fake eljay cut:

And He is always there with him. Sitting in the corner, or standing, or maybe even tied to a chair.

So. I'm not sure how many of you have even heard of this movie, but...
HOLY SHIT, YOUNG(ER) CHRISTOPHER IS FLIPPING SEXY.
Not that he's not good-looking now, I've just... wow. He is a mighty handsome man. I think he's around 40, 43 in this film.
Not to mention, he's got a whip. =O

*cough*

Anyway, I haven't been able to see the entire film (yet); however, here are some Youtube clips:

WARNING: Not worksafe. It deals with sadomasochism. So... yup.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iGNAgNdhy9E
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SBt71dxy7P8
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qnikPuOojwk

My only complaint is... his voice is dubbed. T.T Despite the fact that the film is (supposedly) in English, they dubbed his voice. *sniff* IMO, his ultra-deep, amazingly sexy and dark voice is one of his best features.

Title: Inspiration, Part 2: "Dress-up Time"
Author: damnedflowers
Fandom: The Dark Knight
Pairing/Characters: This Part: Joker/Batman, Henchmen. COMING SOON!: Alfred, Jim Gordon, and Doctor Crane
POV: 3rd Person, but its focused on coming from Bruce.
Rating: PG-13 (It will get worse! I promise! :D)
Warnings: Brief usage of "F-word", some biting.
Length: 1948 (800 words longer! o: )
Disclaimer: Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission. (In other words! If I owned the Joker he wouldn't be nearly as cool as he was in the movie, because the Nolan brothers dominate in writing. And he would live on the top bunk of my loft bed. Why I have a loft bed when no one else resides in my room baffles me too. I like the cubbie-hole-esq space on the bottom. >_>)
AN: Part TWO. DUN DUN DUNNNN. Wow, I pumped that out quick. o_o Batman is very out of it, the Joker dresses up in his favorite costume and an escape ensues. Mmmm, let's make Batman smile. Repetitive **** = Time skip.

PART 1
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( That's not really acceptable, now is it? Not for my wittle Batsy! How can my wittle Batsy grow up to be a big strong Bat-MAN without the proper nutrients? )